Bit Cops: Murder in Puzzle Plaza (feat. Zenon Teodorczyk)

This week in part one of our two-episode series, Sean introduces us to grizzled detective Chet Darkstubble and fresh-faced newbie Willoughby POV as they do whatever it takes to save Nova Arcadia from the menace of… Microtransactions. Theme Song: Around the Block from the album Mombacho by the Mike Janzen Trio.

Save The Selkies, Ships In The Night, and The Octopus Mayor of Octopus City (feat. Raven McBride)

Raven wonders if herding octopuses is easier than herding cats, Laura explores how a modern selkie would keep her skin (and her heart) safe, and Sean targets deep sea submarines in the greatest journey to the deep you’ll never see. Theme Song: Around the Block from the album Mombacho by the Mike Janzen Trio.

Banning Pineapples and The Mixtape of The Gods (feat. Natalie Martin)

Natalie pits pre-revolutionary French peasants against the nobility in an apocalyptic survival story, and Sean updates the story of Prometheus bringing “fire” to humanity with a more modern spin. Theme Song: Around the Block from the album Mombacho by the Mike Janzen Trio.

Tankylosaurus and A Greek God of a Dad (feat. Raven McBride)

Laura takes us on a journey to Camp Half-Blood in an attempt to fix the Percy Jackson movies, and Sean brings Jurassic Park out of the park and unleashes dinosaurs on an unsuspecting world. You can find more of Raven here! Theme Song: Around the Block from the album Mombacho by the Mike Janzen Trio.

Hot Pink Luchador, MsMarvelFan314, and How Sick are Peter Parker’s Abs (feat. Jessie Cooper)

Greetings, True Believers! This week it’s Marvel Mania on Pitch Me Something: Sean sends shivers- and scales- up our spines with a horror film set at Midtown High, Jessie introduces some much-needed Latino Superhero siblings that leave the Maximoffs on the mat, and Laura sneaks Kamala Khan into the MCU with a backdoor pilot you’ll never […]

Siege-opolis, Trek Before Time, and The Coliseum Kids Club (Feat. Kaiya Morgulis)

Laura thinks she can hold a city against an invading army, Kaiya skipped right over human history to explore the distant origins of Star Trek before the Federation, and Sean wonders what Saturday morning cartoons would have been like during the time of the Roman Emperors. Theme Song: Around the Block from the album Mombacho […]

Night of The Living Jedi, Dating Pool: Earth, and There’s No Space Like Home (feat. Amanda Gregorio)

Sean mows down zombies with a lightsaber, Amanda waxes Shakespearean about shapeshifting aliens, and Laura takes us on a journey to The Emerald Planet. This week, Pitch Me Something is INNNN SPAAAAACE! Theme Song: Around the Block from the album Mombacho by the Mike Janzen Trio.